Wait What?
! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit of Mary all night long,A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 
! !

hotel-mario:

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”

! !

forcefields:

forcefields:

which part of california has the most cute boys?

the bae area

omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.
thepoetspace:

modifiedwhore:

0-memento-mori-0:

herooflife:

herooflife:

I WAS TRYING TO BE CUTE THEN I LOOKED AT THE WAll LL AND THERE WAS A GIANT FUckING SPIDER ANndso OH MY GOd IT WAS TERRRIFYING

a RRE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS THIS HAS OVER A THOUSAND nOTES???? WHy

THIS IS THE FACE OF TRUE FUCKING TERROR

Omg I’m crying

I’m weak
zepsternerd:

Mikkel Jensen
968
Anonymous asked:
You keep complaining that you've been so busy yet you're always on tumblr posting shit. lol get a life, loser.

deepbits:

Don’t act like you know everything about my life - because you don’t. I’ve been busy working to make sure my family has food on the table and a roof over their head.

Every week, I just schedule thousands of posts to be posted every few minutes using Queue+.It lets me keep my blog active (and helps me gain followers without being online all the time.)

So before you guy making assumptions about my life, g et your facts straight. Maybe you’re the one that should get a life instead of sending anon hate on tumblr. :/

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath 

i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit 

hahah you’re short

hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck

If you can even reach my neck

image

here i come motherfucker

teencry:

first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*

! ! !

me sexting

  • boy: what u wearin? ;)
  • me: Prada spring/summer 2013 fur coat with daisy appliqué and archive Margiela tabi boots